Driving by those billboards advertising Universal Studio’s “buy one day get the whole next year free!” one too many times and we finally caved. And went. Right after they had set up all their super scary super gross Halloween decorations. Parents of the year, right here. So, after we made it into the park with the three older kids walking with their heads ducked down staring straight at the ground and clutching onto our shirts to guide them, and Jonah cluelessly staring wide-eyed at all the creepy dummies and repeatedly asking me why all the mean, scary guys were looking so mean and scary, we concluded that there was just…